keep your friends close, but the people who have a chance at becoming famous closer
"And what do we say to death?"
"The fuck out my face"
Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.I like how this is called a ‘fun’ fact.
It’s fun because they didn’t decide to murder you.
stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child
i DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T THIS
PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK
the only french i will ever need to know
"Go make yourself come" makes it sound less angry but more like ‘yes master’.